Rules and Regulations

Rules and regulations of the Cebu Naked 23K Marathon

Distances: 23K, 10K, 5K
Divisions:
1.) Men
2.) Women
3.) transvestites,
4.) transgender,
5.) third sex,
6.) cross dressers,
7.) stone femmes
8.) lipstick lesbians

* You don't have to prove your gender, organizer will take your word.

Prize: One winner per division only, P5000001

Please note this is a wholesome event, guys are advised to check their emotions.
Those who can't control their feelings in the Naked 23K Marathon will be doused with a pail of freezing water.

1.) Registration fees:
a.)The registration fee is P500.

b.)you may get a 50 percent discount by staying for at least three
hours in any of our partner hotel chains (Jadecourt, Princecourt, Queensland, Sogo)

c.)Sexy and beautiful biological females get in for free and may be escorted by the organizer during the run.

Also, we encourage multiple registrations. You may register for as many divisions as you want. One entry is P500 but if you register your name twice, you only pay P900.

Some runners might want to get more mileage by going through the 23K loop, twice. You will be charged an additional P500 if you do that.

Please note that we are supporting the new president’s austerity and environmental campaign, so we will not issue a receipt. You can support the new president by not asking for one.

The organizer reserves the right to charge additional fees for whatever purposes. He can also charge additional fees for no purpose at all.

2.) Race conduct

We also support the anti wang-wang and anti VIP escorts campaign of the new president, so there will be no race marshalls. Please obey traffic laws at all time during the run or risk danger. If the president can do it, so can you.

Our official TV sponsor is Balls TV, so, when you cross the finish line, please raise your arm, jump and scream “Balls TV, We Got them!”

3.) Prizes and raffle items not claimed in 10 seconds will be forfeited in favor of the organizer. During the awarding ceremony, everybody is requested to stay at least 15 seconds of brisk walking pace away from the organizer.

4.) Protests and appeals will be entertained only after the payment of a non-refundable fee of P5,000. Protests must be verbal, not written (again to protect the environment). After paying the fee, the organizer will listen to the complaint and render a decision, verbally.

If the decision is unsatisfactory, complainant may appeal after paying another P5,000 fee.

There are no limits to the number of appeals.

You may be able to persuade the organizer to decide on your favor if you pay a bigger
protest fee.

5.) The organizer reserves the right to cancel the race without giving due notice and any reason.

Have fun!
Mike

Details out soon

Those who want to join my 23K marathon, please wait for further details.

It will be out soon.

Mike